Greatest negative Δk for this week: -2938 with 39 posts, by /u/themainmemer
[Δk or "delta k" refers to the total change in karma]
Lowest average karma per comment: -129 with 6 posts, by /u/dontask_pls
#1
Author: /u/dontask_pls Avg. this week = -129 per comment
Score: -683
Subreddit: /r/gaming
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/6qj797/stabbing_contest/dkxy3p7
Post text:
You can't wear 10 helmets in this game you idiot.Fucking retard.
Edit: getting downvoted for telling him truth? Daily reminder why i hate reddit
#2
Author: /u/themainmemer Avg. this week = -76 per comment
Score: -660
Subreddit: /r/todayilearned
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/6rvs09/til_a_sound_produced_on_earth_sounds_very/dl85dy0
Post text:
Lmao I think you're clearly high on weed for making such an ignorant comment. It isn't possible to colonize Mars. It will literally never happen.
I suggest you join us over at /r/leaves to try to end your habits. Heck, might as well come to /r/nofap as well
Edit: words roflmao
#3
Author: /u/HeIIo1 Avg. this week = -49 per comment
Score: -405
Subreddit: /r/Tinder
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/6qihxs/armed_with_puns/dkxl49u
Post text:
HAHA bro. Thanks for going through my history!! But if you went far enough back you'd know my wife is a former modle with double D's and a smocking hot body. I have to choose which sports car to drive each day, my house is worth more than you'll make in a lifetime. I'm hung like a horse and when I cum it's like a dolphin exploding its blowhole.
The best part is I didn't need a tinder to get my dick wet like you nerds. Not that any of you nerds could get any sex regardless.
#4
Author: /u/dogfck Avg. this week = -16 per comment
Score: -336
Subreddit: /r/NSFW_GIF
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_GIF/comments/6rnj7g/mounting_his_cock/dl6fyoy
Post text:
Obviously, Einstein, she's a second rate porn star. Probably has cavern pussy by now.
#5
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -325
Subreddit: /r/pics
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6rvs80/my_window_feeder_attracts_a_few_squirrels_this/dl84ydw
Post text:
This isn't an ama, you could go over and try and start a thread over at /r/casualama, but lemme save you some time, nobody gaf
#6
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -294
Subreddit: /r/gifs
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6rujkj/thats_one_way_to_lose_a_tooth/dl7vrfv
Post text:
You must be blind... why tf are you on Reddit? Only people who can see should be on here so please leave
#7
Author: /u/HeIIo1
Score: -276
Subreddit: /r/Tinder
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/6qihxs/armed_with_puns/dkxkqsu
Post text:
Too bad beautiful women don't date nerds from Reddit.
#8
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -270
Subreddit: /r/interestingasfuck
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/6qowpw/stick_one_of_these_in_your_pocket_then_go_to_get/dkyw68q
Post text:
No you wouldn't retard... it's called public for a reason but I wouldn't expect someone with your IQ to understand that.
Edit: Can we stop with the downvotes please? If anything, you should be upvoting me for pointing out the fallacy in his comment.
#9
Author: /u/dogfck
Score: -252
Subreddit: /r/trashy
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/6r1w8n/nsfw_methhead_maternity_shoot_on_fb_nsfw/dl1r208
Post text:
Context. She's not fat (well aside from pregnancy of course) so by American standards she's a solid 5 or Southern 6 by default. Plus she does meth, so you know she fucks for cheap. I mean, it's not anywhere near my standards cuz I can afford good pussy, but I can see how a low class pleb might want to impregnate her.
#10
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -233
Subreddit: /r/gifs
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6rujkj/thats_one_way_to_lose_a_tooth/dl7w0t7
Post text:
Haha you must be virgin... your on Reddit and your a grammar Nazi
#11
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -232
Subreddit: /r/buildapc
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/buildapc/comments/6rw8wj/this_whole_time_i_thought_you_guys_were_talking/dl89gxq
Post text:
Wow I'm astonished at how incompetent you are...
No seriously, what went through your mind as you were making this comment?
Edit: Well that backfired. I'm starting to realize that the Reddit hive mind has very poor judgement in general. This was a good comment but it got... downvoted? Huh?
#12
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -206
Subreddit: /r/movies
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/6qot9q/playwright_director_and_actor_sam_shepard_passes/dkyvz3h
Post text:
It really didn't come out of nowhere. It came out of r/movies hahaha.
#13
Author: /u/dogfck
Score: -169
Subreddit: /r/nononono
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/nononono/comments/6qmma2/guy_tosses_himself_with_bricks/dkygakc
Post text:
He's not 'ded'. Just because you sick fucks hang around r/watchpeopledie doesn't make you edgy or cool. Maybe spend some reading r/TheRedPill and you might stop being neckbeard virgins spelling 'dead' intentionally incorrect.
#14
Author: /u/dogfck
Score: -161
Subreddit: /r/NSFW_GIF
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_GIF/comments/6rnj7g/mounting_his_cock/dl6jdjy
Post text:
I get blackout drunk and go around grabbing random dudes balls trying to start fights, so yeah, that's a fair statement.
#15
Author: /u/SmilsumKcuf Avg. this week = -12 per comment
Score: -158
Subreddit: /r/Trumpgret
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/Trumpgret/comments/6ruky5/facebook_regret/dl7wdj9
Post text:
Anyone Is better than Clinton. Deal with it. Downvoted.
Edit--downvotes for what?? Wtf
#16
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -147
Subreddit: /r/buildapc
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/buildapc/comments/6rw8wj/this_whole_time_i_thought_you_guys_were_talking/dl8acsv
Post text:
I'm not your dude. His comment was simply moronic.
#17
Author: /u/Solluminati Avg. this week = -57 per comment
Score: -146
Subreddit: /r/mildlyinteresting
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/6revf4/this_plant_looks_like_it_was_kicked_in_the_nuts/dl4ujcu
Post text:
Good evening,
Your joke was unfunny and quite frankly ruins the quality of this subreddit.
I recommend you delete your comment now before I have to get me and my friends to downvote.
Regards, SolluminatiTM
#18
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -146
Subreddit: /r/gifs
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6rujkj/thats_one_way_to_lose_a_tooth/dl7yk1c
Post text:
That was a long time ago I've changed since then
#19
Author: /u/MullatoButtz Avg. this week = -28 per comment
Score: -139
Subreddit: /r/battlefield_one
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield_one/comments/6r1im7/xbox_servers_down/dl1ov70
Post text:
PC servers are still up if that helps 😃 Might be a good time to consider joining the masterrace. Then you get the additional benefits of not having to play at 720p @ 30 fps and having far more skilled players to play against. Just sayin 😉
edit: looks like my comment got the console untermenschen all salty 😂😂😂
edit2: thanks for the gold, kind stranger! This is my first ever gilded comment and long overdue imo!
#20
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -139
Subreddit: /r/neoliberal
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/6rusxk/milty_teaches_the_president_about_markets/dl7x057
Post text:
What is it like being a virgin? You absolute dweeb... God I hate this sub
#21
Author: /u/Solluminati
Score: -137
Subreddit: /r/mildlyinteresting
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/6qohfp/the_homeless_folks_in_my_town_create_their_own/dkz5w14
Post text:
Good Afternoon,
The jokes that you commented 3 hours ago weren't very funny nor original.
Please delete your comment, you aren't contributing to this subreddit at all. In fact I would say you're the cancer that needs to purged.
Regards, Solluminati
#22
Author: /u/Solluminati
Score: -126
Subreddit: /r/mildlyinteresting
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/6qq03z/my_daughter_found_the_worlds_oldest_fidget/dkz79zh
Post text:
Get your religious bullshit out of this sub. God is merely a fanciful myth, the closest entity that you could consider a God would be the chosen one, Solluminati
#23
Author: /u/dogfck
Score: -121
Subreddit: /r/nononono
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/nononono/comments/6qmma2/guy_tosses_himself_with_bricks/dkyh679
Post text:
When the meme is resting on your chin, you'll be able to suck on my giant 10" cock.
#24
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -112
Subreddit: /r/aww
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6rujeh/we_just_rescued_this_good_boy/dl7w56o
Post text:
Hey retard.. don't hug dogs you can accidently strangle them. I swear I'm the only one on Reddit with any logic at all
#25
Author: /u/Solluminati
Score: -111
Subreddit: /r/mildlyinteresting
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/6rsxqi/this_garage_door_is_a_fake_exterior_wall/dl7uhtk
Post text:
Reasons why I downvoted:
Excessive and annoying use of caps lock
Unfunny
Use of rhetorical questions is unnecessary.
I suggest you edit your comment to something a bit more clever and funny in order to get my downvote removed.
Regards, Solluminati
#26
Author: /u/MullatoButtz
Score: -107
Subreddit: /r/gifs
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6qv9gw/id_say_shes_a_keeper/dl0a2zv
Post text:
hehe thats what i told my hot gf when she and her friend both swallowed my load last night 😂😂😂
Edit: downvoted by jealous virgin neckbeards? classic reddit 😄😄😄
#27
Author: /u/MullatoButtz
Score: -101
Subreddit: /r/gifs
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6qxgzk/2_years_after_being_paralyzed_in_a_football_game/dl0sivk
Post text:
hehe hopefully he still has control over his dick. imagine having that fine piece of ass around and not being able to tap that. shit would really suck lol. you know she be craving the bbc too haha 😂😂😂
edit: downvoted by racist crackers who cant stand the thought of one of there women with a brotha? typical reddit
#28
Author: /u/randomcatpersonlol69 Avg. this week = -59 per comment
Score: -99
Subreddit: /r/politics
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/6rk2g3/morning_joe_names_it_felony_friday_for_trump/dl5knru
Post text:
LOLOLO she got so triggered over a JOKE! Liberals get so offended even when its the trith LIKE MOHAMMED IS A PEDO! AND trump is a good president
#29
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -95
Subreddit: /r/neoliberal
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/6rusxk/milty_teaches_the_president_about_markets/dl7ymg7
Post text:
Who doesn't lmao. All these backwards people couldn't tell the difference between an apple and an orange
#30
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -90
Subreddit: /r/neoliberal
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/6rusxk/milty_teaches_the_president_about_markets/dl7zcek
Post text:
These have bad consequences duh doy
#31
Author: /u/Hippieremover Avg. this week = 10 per comment
Score: -81
Subreddit: /r/insanepeoplefacebook
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/6qzhea/know_the_real_issues_people/dl17tgg
Post text:
Are you autistic? How do you not see he is being ironic?
#32
Author: /u/SmilsumKcuf
Score: -81
Subreddit: /r/HistoryPorn
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryPorn/comments/6rr8li/amelia_earhart_and_an_unknown_man_standing_in/dl7a5pb
Post text:
She should have never done this journey anyways. Women have a hard time staying in their place. It's annoying. She died trying to be cool and do man work.
Edit-- wtf why the downvotes ???
Edit-- ENOUGH with the downvotes
#33
Author: /u/MullatoButtz
Score: -77
Subreddit: /r/sports
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/6qxh0a/2_years_after_being_paralyzed_in_a_football_game/dl0t4fp
Post text:
hehe bet his spirits not the only thing thats hard as steel know what im saying 😏😉. not with that cute af therapist around damn id be hitting that shit till my dick fell off. hopefully he still has control over his dick. imagine having that fine piece of ass around and not being able to tap that. shit would really suck lol. you know she be craving the bbc too haha white bchz always wanna try a brotha lol 😂😂😂
edit: you racists just hate the thought of a brotha with one of your precious aryan maidens right? sheee–it!
#34
Author: /u/redditman6 Avg. this week = -11 per comment
Score: -77
Subreddit: /r/CHICubs
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/CHICubs/comments/6qpsq2/bartman_to_receive_2016_world_series_ring/dkz6q40
Post text:
can you say "overreaction" on his part? Lol
#35
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -75
Subreddit: /r/mildlyinteresting
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/6rwj0c/a_wasp_nest_built_onto_a_pair_of_shoes_hanging/dl8b36s
Post text:
Unfunny comment from an unfunny Redditor. What did I expect?
#36
Author: /u/Hippieremover
Score: -73
Subreddit: /r/movies
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/6qt464/a_closer_look_at_the_road_to_el_dorado/dl06emg
Post text:
What the actual fuck man?! You could've at least warned people about the spoiler as many haven't seen the movie yet. Take a downvote, asshole.
#37
Author: /u/HeIIo1
Score: -72
Subreddit: /r/todayilearned
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/6qtzec/til_that_bob_newhart_tried_defending_country/dl01959
Post text:
What a condesending prick. Country music fans are some of the smartest, loyal, patriotic and best americans of all the genres of music.
But of course this post will be at the top of All in a few hours because Reddit has a hate boner for the south and republicans.
Thats ok tho the south will rise again
#38
Author: /u/SmilsumKcuf
Score: -72
Subreddit: /r/twinpeaks
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/6r0nzj/no_spoilers_wwe_just_did_a_parody_of_twin_peaks/dl1gy6m
Post text:
It was super cringeworthy. So terrible. Not entertaining at all.
Edit--downvotes??
#39
Author: /u/Solluminati
Score: -71
Subreddit: /r/mildlyinteresting
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/6qpmnc/some_guys_shirt_had_the_same_fabric_as_my_gfs/dkz5bme
Post text:
Who would want to do a threesome with her? She's about a 3/10 on a good day
#40
Author: /u/dontask_pls
Score: -69
Subreddit: /r/gaming
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/6qj797/stabbing_contest/dkxzmhm
Post text:
I am not troll retard.
#41
Author: /u/POSTS_BABY_TALK Avg. this week = -64 per comment
Score: -64
Subreddit: /r/jailbreak
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/jailbreak/comments/6qybq6/question_what_tweak_is_this/dl1hywg
Post text:
No it isn't
#42
Author: /u/HiGodItsMeAnotherGod Avg. this week = -5 per comment
Score: -62
Subreddit: /r/politics
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/6rjimr/this_trump_real_estate_deal_looks_awfully_like/dl5hhvh
Post text:
This is fake news, the fact of the matter is Trump is doing better then any could have expected for all sides. Go read the news and come back. Dow Jones going through the roof, unemployment lower than ever, he found a new bacteria that removes methane from the atmosphere, Isis on its last legs, Haitians getting tossed out the door. He's got the maverick Jared Kushner locking down the world while trump junior is playing 4d chess against Russia. This is a golden age, stop complaining and embrace it.
#43
Author: /u/leprechaun_888 Avg. this week = 48 per comment
Score: -62
Subreddit: /r/gonewild
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/comments/6qwcqi/quick_pic_from_my_parents_house/dl0g2v1
Post text:
Hey girl, you seem nice.
My name is Joseph, I'm 23 and single at this current moment. I just wanted to ask if you wanted to go on a date with me? I'm a nice guy :P
You don't have to agree to go on a date with me, but you should consider it - imagine the possibilities haha ;)
Much love
Joseph
#44
Author: /u/leprechaun_888
Score: -62
Subreddit: /r/anal
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/anal/comments/6qmyuy/megan_rain_gently_taking_it_up_her_ass/dkypj8h
Post text:
I protec
I attac
But most important
I shove my big d*ck in your pussy, girl
#45
Author: /u/HeIIo1
Score: -53
Subreddit: /r/AskReddit
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6qks7m/what_is_the_thing_that_causes_you_to_lose_your/dky1ln8
Post text:
Cry some more. You just don't understand what it's like to have a perfect little pupper.
#46
Author: /u/SmilsumKcuf
Score: -52
Subreddit: /r/AskReddit
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6rrjzq/which_good_character_is_actually_a_horrible_person/dl7c9kw
Post text:
Yeah knowing how crazy and paranoid this generation of women are you know damn well they would not like his character at all
Edit--downvotes for what
#47
Author: /u/HiGodItsMeAnotherGod
Score: -52
Subreddit: /r/politics
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/6rsaxe/jeff_sessions_just_threatened_a_room_of_reporters/dl7d6ai
Post text:
It's hard to point out who the real villain is in this scenerio. On one hand sessions shouldn't be threatening, on the other hand the reporters weren't paying him enough respect. I'm not saying they should address him as "my lord" (although that may be appropriate), but at least "your honor" or something like that.
#48
Author: /u/Solluminati
Score: -44
Subreddit: /r/mildlyinteresting
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/6qygg1/a_while_ago_i_posted_a_picture_of_this_plant/dl16ue7
Post text:
In that time I have already been inside 15 different girls
#49
Author: /u/themainmemer
Score: -44
Subreddit: /r/WeatherGifs
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/WeatherGifs/comments/6rvvc1/hell_of_a_day_in_wilmot_kansas/dl861zs
Post text:
Just another stupid pun from a stupid Redditor. Move along people nothing to see here
Edit: while I have your attention you might as well join us over at /r/TheRedditPolice
#50
Author: /u/MullatoButtz
Score: -41
Subreddit: /r/gifs
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6qv9gw/id_say_shes_a_keeper/dl0hipn
Post text:
Hahaha holy shit dude, look at all your fucking dowmvotes! Hope you dont mind that I just piled another one on your sorry ass lol. I just love seeing a SJW getting their ass handed to them 😂😂😂
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