Resident evil 4 remake

I was watching the resident evil 4 remake demo and I saw that you can now dive through windows and give damage to the enemy who is standing on the other side. Originally when I was playing resident evil 4 on the game cube/Xbox 360 I always imagined that I would tackle the enemy while I jumped through the window but that was never a feature in the original resident evil 4.

That got me thinking about what could possibly ruin this game. After two minutes of thought, I came to realize this:

Imagine for a second, it is March 24th and you are booting up the new resident evil 4 game you're going to your settings. With the mandatory vsync off and you are removing the motion blur. Safely you are locking your FPS at 240.
you select "new game" as it is your first playthrough and you watch that juicy cutscene in the vehicle (you recall this moment from the original). You go to the house and you massacre the enemies. You make your way to Village as you know it so well, especially from the demo that you recently played. You see the chainsaw guy and grab your shotgun from upstairs. You hold down your ground and you get the glorious bingo line from Leon.

all of a sudden.. the game changes into a rail shooter, you are mentally frozen but your shock is so intense that you don’t even pause the game you just start moving or shall I say the game starts moving for you. you think to yourself in this chaotic mulch, "surely this is some kind of temporary effect" you make your way out of the village to the first loading door to your left and go through it. All of a sudden you see a change like some kind of switch has been flipped. you realize that the quality is different. is it good or is it bad? you already know the answer but the effects of the shock have completely submerged your mind. you see, the dev team added a feature where every time you go through a new loading screen door that is progressing you through the game it depletes the quality in every way and this goes across all platforms like the new gens whether it be the Xbox series X, PS5, or maybe you even have a legendary gaming PC. after the first door your quality will deplete to 1080p 60 FPS. once you've reached your second loading door which will be right before the Boulder run [spoiler alert] it’ll drop down to 720 P 30fps. by the time you reach your third loading door the quality will go down to 480p 20 FPS after that it will drop down to 240P at 15fps and when you reach the following door after that you will be at 144p 10fps

The entire community will not be able to comprehend what they're witnessing in fact it will be so shocking that no one will talk about it. people will just go to work/school the next day and the player will remain completely disassociated the entire way. The few who are able to grasp and hold onto their sane mind will attempt to modify the game to remove this..they will not be successful. you see the dev team who worked on the remake were absolute complete geniuses. they were actually yanked out of top universities to complete this project. the absolute best problem solvers across all fields will gather and attempt to remove this so they can experience the game the way they visualized it in their dreams. child prodigies will be born and will work under the quantum computer science fields and even they will be met with complete failure. they will go to work every day just to solve this. every day they will go to the car crying every night. During their lunch break they will flood the rooms with salty tears. the ride home? crying in the car.

Centuries will pass with relentless attempts. full-blown rebellious groups sprouting in an attempt to break the game. by the time we are in the year 4000 the dev team (now renamed as THE SHADOW TEAM) will be a sign of evil some gamers would even call them "the icon of sin" the game will remain a rail shooter for all eternity..as it is written. the handful who reached the end of the game will be met with 0.00000000213p at 0.0000000000000001 fps.

and then, once this has occurred...only then will I give the game a 4/5 stars on IGN.

thank you I hope you have a nice night. There's your bedtime story.

Submitted by faxyou | #Specialdealer Special Offer Online Shopping Store 2016