Ok so I have given you permission to play on my Xbox. But before you hop on and act like an idiot I have a set of rules for you to prevent your imminent demise.
Rule 1: If you see a username named “toe_eater_720” and he invites you to a party join him. Doing other wise and you’ll be his next toe victim.
Rule 2: I do not have a friend named “xXChildConsumerXx” if you see him restart the console. If he’s still there even after a reset he’s somewhere in your house at this very moment.
Rule 3: If he is in your house you have to 1v1 him in fortnite terms. If you win you can go back home. If not he’ll throw you into the sun.
Rule 4: I have a female friend named Lisa if you see her show up in any of your games say hi. Lisa hates rude people and would probably take you off of the Xbox and force you to play Genshit Midpact.
Rule 5: If you have a feeling that someone is behind you than that means there is someone behind you. His name is Alex and he will protect you if he feels like it which is usually always guaranteed.
Rule 6: If you see a entity that’s 11 feet tall outside your windows. Please do not move a single inch. Not even your toes should be moving. If you do move say gg. Your life is forfeit.
That’s all I have to say good luck lmao.
Submitted by TheEpstein74 | #Specialdealer Special Offer Online Shopping Store 2016
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