Remember: take Halo 4 out of your Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis case first before playing on the GameCube with a GBA memory card, and 1/4” cord plugged into your DualShock 3. In doing so, you can summon Mr. Zelda from Super Mario 64, teleporting him to our world with the Pikachu Pentagram and the Crash Bandicoot Chalice, before asking life’s most important questions, such as “Why Gizzle?”
Also my friend’s uncle who works at Sony said if you do this you can even use this to unlock Mega Man as a playable character in MarioKart DS, and said if you’re lucky, you may also get the rare access to the Bowser painting in Banjo Kazooie, but only if you do this at 3:56 on a Tuesday night chanting “gotta go fast,” while wearing your hidden blade from Assassin’s Creed, which you can get by spinning 5 times around the evil monster piano and writing “L is Real” on the glass of your CRT TV.
I tried this once, but I didn’t have a marker, only a crayon, and I couldn’t write very well, but I know it’s real because David on the playground told me he tried it and even showed me his Ancient Mew Pokémon card at recess with Mr. Zelda’s signature on the back written in pen.
Ethan doesn’t think it’s real, but Jeremy told me you can also get this by getting to round 420 on Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies or by getting every single minikit and true Jedi on Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga, but it only works on the PS3 version, and I have an Xbox, so I can’t try. Hopefully they enable that on the Xbox 720 though.
Jimmy says you can get the Xbox 720 early by buying a Kinect and aiming it at the Wii remote and inputting the Konami code, but I can’t get it to work. Maybe it’s only on Mondays. I don’t have access to my Xbox on Mondays because I have to get my homework done, and Mom says my little brother Jake can play that day, which I don’t think is fair, even if he’s not in school yet, because I’m so much older, but every time I try to sneak it in, Mom says it’s his turn to play on the Xbox.
I’ll try using the void hack on my DS with Pokémon Pearl and see if I can use that instead of the Wii remote if I show it to the Kinect Camera and saying please to Bill Gates. Jackson says that only works with Pokémon Diamond, but I’m going to try anyway, just in case. Jackson also told me that you can use the second player controller to control the Duck in Duck Hunt for the NES, but that sounds fake to me.
Justin’s older than me, but he says his brother has an iPhone 3GS already and he used that to plug into his Xbox 360 and make it an Xbox 1440! I don’t know if that’s true or not, but the new phone is so fast that it might just work. I’m stuck with this stupid Motorola Razer, so I can’t try that yet.
Maybe I can fold up a note and put it in the DVD drive and let it send the letter to Bill Gates that way. Jason says that works, but I know he also put a Cheeto in his PSP’s disc slot and that didn’t do anything.
I’ll write more tomorrow. Signed, Devon Dreamwood.
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