My buddy and I are kicking around possible names for the next-gen Xbox. Microsoft absolutely sucks at naming their awesome products, so rather than have to see the Xbox Two, Xbox 720, or Xbox Home, here are some names we came up with that we think are pretty cool.
- Xbox Infinite - Halo Infinite has been announced for next gen, Microsoft has shown they're pretty partial to pulling product names from the game already.
- Xbox Infinity - sounds almost as cool, but rolls off the tongue slightly easier.
- Xbox Fire - although they could be accused of plagiarizing Amazon, but I think it's worth it for this cool name.
- Xbox Z - I thought about Xbox Zero, but it's pretty easy fodder for critics to write reviews like "there are ZERO reasons to buy Microsoft's crappy new console when you could be sucking off Sony like us"
- Xbox Cube - kind of rips off the Game Cube, and it's a little on the nose, but hey, Microsoft decided that a circle with an X should represent Xbox, so I wouldn't put it past them.
- Xbox Core - this one was my buddy's big idea, it evokes Cortana.
- Xbox 4 - okay, so we know the reason why they've never done numerical order names in the past, because they don't want to be perceived as being a step behind Sony, but does that really still matter? It's better than xXbox One Xx
Anybody else have favorite ideas? I'm still waiting for the Xbox Eksboks
Submitted by MildModerate | #Specialdealer Special Offer Online Shopping Store 2016
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