Thursday, 28 September 2017

Console Peasant Quotes

So I have a collection of over 300 console peasant quotes and want to post one each day my last one was "Three Peasants For the Price of One". Enjoy.

Peasant:These are systems sorted in order of power Xb1x Ps4p Ps4 Xb1 X360 Ps3 Pc(about as powerful as a gamecube

Me:Nice grammar. Anyway PC should be at the top of that list, otherwise it's acceptable.

Peasant:fuck off elitist bich slut butt fucer vergin you are just an eletist who thinks he's better than everyone else and fuck grammar.

Me:Dude, calm down.

Peasant:NOUT OONTIL YU FUCN' SAY IEM RITE!

Me:I want you to search 1080 ti on Youtube.

Peasant:YU LOOK UP XBOX ONE X IS BETIR THAN PCS ON YOUTUBE

Me:The results I got are either idiots or satire.

Peasant:link to crapgamer and nxtgen720 vids

Me:Look at the L/D ratio xD

He stopped responding after that.



Submitted by Carsonmain1 | #Specialdealer Special Offer Online Shopping Store 2016

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