How my friend got BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

So, this happened back in June but I'll type it up now. I have a friend. He told me that he had been gaming on his family pc but The Witcher 3 ran so bad and that this was why he got an Xbox One. Dedicated to converting peasants, I asked for specs. He gave me this prebuilt dell : intel i7 4790, 16gb RAM, nvidia geforce 750. I tell him that if he has the cash I can upgrade it for him. He agrees, so we head over to the local computer plaza along with my other masterrace friend, and buy him a new corsair cx750m PSU(his was 430w), and a msi gtx 970. Then we go to his house and I look at the prebuilt. I see that he has a 1080p monitor but it seems blurry, so I check resolution. 1280 BY FUCKING 720!! Anyway, I set it to native and my friend is already blown the fuck out. "HOLY SHIT!" he exclaims in shock as the glorious sharpness enters his eyes. What did you do?!!! Meanwhile, me and my other(masterrace) friend ARE ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF. After that surprising discovery, I crack open the case and get to work, still snickering. While doing this we accidentally rip out the pci-e slot because I was a retard and was pulling the tab the wrong way. SHIT! We revisit the computerplaza, getting him a cheap h97 mobo and a good cooler. Back it his house, I get back to work. Finally, all is done and we boot it up. I'm instantly greeted by a plethora of Chinese and Russian popups along with a shitload of toolbars and "You have won an iPhone!!" viruses. WHAT THE FUCK! Reeling back in disgust, I ask my friend what the fuck he downloads. In the search history of the mutilated chrome browser, I find a shitload of porn. I try to uninstall a random virus, but the computer goes black. The virus deleted the system boot file. Telling my friend that it was beyond repair anyway, we reinstall windows and ALAS! His rig finally works! By this point my friend is visibly relived that everything works so he installs the Witcher 3 and boots it up. I tell him to crank it up to ultra. Then he plays. "OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S SOOOO SMOOOTH!!! IT'S LIKE REAL LIFE! SO SHARP! OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!" he exclaims as the gloriousness envelops him. And that, my brothers, is how my friend ascended. tl;dr: Upgraded friend's prebuilt computer and set 1080p monitor res to native, blown the fuck out

Submitted by stereosteam Xbox 720 Release Date 2015