Saturday, 6 June 2015

FOUND A GLITCH ON CONSOLES TO GET 60FPS EVERYGAME

Alright here are the steps: Step 1: Go to the nearest computer.

Step 2: Turn on the computer (if not already running).

Step 3: Delete System 32.

Step 4: Restart Computer.

Step 5: Grab a Potato Masher.

Step 6: Mash your Potatostation 4/3.

Step 7: Grab a bowl.

Step 8: Put your mashed potatoes into said bowl.

Step 9: Worship mashed potatoes to GabeN.

Step 10: Get a job.

Step 11: Buy a Perfect Console (PC for short).

Step 12: Install Steam.

Step 13: Play exactly 12 hours of CS:GO.

Step 14: Go to Tek Syndicate and learn about cumpooters.

Step 15: Realize that Wendell looks like GabeN.

Step 16: Play the Half Life series.

Step 17: Figure out that there are 18 Half Life products on Steam.

Step 18: 18 divided by 6 is 3. (6 coming from the year '06 when Half Life 2: Episode One came out).

Step 19: 6 divided by 2 is 3. (2 coming from the 2 previous episodes of Half Life).

Step 20: Figure out that GabeN is releasing Half Life 3 in the year 2018.

Step 21: 21 divided by 3 is 7.

Step 22: Do you know who was 7 once?

Step 23: Hitler.

Step 24: Do you know what Hitler had?

Step 25: A Dream.

Step 26: Do you know who else had a dream?

Step 27: Martin Luther King Jr.

Step 28: Do you know who else is black?

Step 29: GabeN in some shadows.

Step 30: Do you know what else hides in shadows?

Step 31: Console peasants who I troll.

Step 32: Delete System 32.

It's that easy! Now I can finally play Halo at 60FPS on my Xbox One and only pay $60 per year to play with my friends!



Submitted by SpaderTanker Xbox 720 Release Date 2015

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