Alright here are the steps: Step 1: Go to the nearest computer.
Step 2: Turn on the computer (if not already running).
Step 3: Delete System 32.
Step 4: Restart Computer.
Step 5: Grab a Potato Masher.
Step 6: Mash your Potatostation 4/3.
Step 7: Grab a bowl.
Step 8: Put your mashed potatoes into said bowl.
Step 9: Worship mashed potatoes to GabeN.
Step 10: Get a job.
Step 11: Buy a Perfect Console (PC for short).
Step 12: Install Steam.
Step 13: Play exactly 12 hours of CS:GO.
Step 14: Go to Tek Syndicate and learn about cumpooters.
Step 15: Realize that Wendell looks like GabeN.
Step 16: Play the Half Life series.
Step 17: Figure out that there are 18 Half Life products on Steam.
Step 18: 18 divided by 6 is 3. (6 coming from the year '06 when Half Life 2: Episode One came out).
Step 19: 6 divided by 2 is 3. (2 coming from the 2 previous episodes of Half Life).
Step 20: Figure out that GabeN is releasing Half Life 3 in the year 2018.
Step 21: 21 divided by 3 is 7.
Step 22: Do you know who was 7 once?
Step 23: Hitler.
Step 24: Do you know what Hitler had?
Step 25: A Dream.
Step 26: Do you know who else had a dream?
Step 27: Martin Luther King Jr.
Step 28: Do you know who else is black?
Step 29: GabeN in some shadows.
Step 30: Do you know what else hides in shadows?
Step 31: Console peasants who I troll.
Step 32: Delete System 32.
It's that easy! Now I can finally play Halo at 60FPS on my Xbox One and only pay $60 per year to play with my friends!
Submitted by SpaderTanker Xbox 720 Release Date 2015
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